Is the derp embroidered?
Yep. Every derp is embroidered, stitched right into the chest, so it won't crack or peel in the wash.
What fabric is the hoodie?
Midweight fleece, cotton and polyester blend. Double-lined hood with a drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband. Classic fit. 15 colors.
How do I pick a size?
Check the size chart on any product page. We list chest width (laid flat) and body length for each size. It's a classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up if you like it roomy.
How do I wash it?
Cold water, inside out, tumble dry low. Don't iron over the embroidery. Don't bleach. It'll keep its shape for years if you treat it right.
Why $69?
Midweight hoodie + original designs + we have to eat. $69 is the price.
Can I get a custom derp?
Not yet. Maybe one day. Email us and tell us what you want. If enough people ask, we'll make it.
When does the next derp drop?
Whenever we feel like it. Get on the email list at the bottom of any page and you'll be the first to know.
Wholesale or collabs?
Email us. We're open.
Where do I email you?
Email hi@derpyshop.com, use the contact page, or hit us on Instagram at @derpy.shop.