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$69
it's lit.the light's on. nobody's home.
derp so hard, derps wanna find me. first derps gotta find me. what's $69 to a derp like me? somebody please remind me.
Size chart
| Size | Chest, flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
midweight. soft. picks up dirt like a champ. measured laid flat, pit to pit.
Shipping & returns
Ships in 1–2 weeks from order. Each one's embroidered just for you. Free shipping in the US.
Because it's made to order, all sales are final. Peek the size chart above and pick your size (it runs true).
If it arrives damaged or wrong, that's on us. Email us within 7 days and we'll send a new one.



















