






























Sauced
$69
extra spicy.i'm the reason there are napkins.
it's gettin derp in herre. so take off your... no wait. keep the hoodie on. derp.
Size chart
| Size | Chest, flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
midweight. soft. picks up dirt like a champ. measured laid flat, pit to pit.
Shipping & returns
Ships in 1–2 weeks from order. Each one's embroidered just for you. Free shipping in the US.
Because it's made to order, all sales are final. Peek the size chart above and pick your size (it runs true).
If it arrives damaged or wrong, that's on us. Email us within 7 days and we'll send a new one.



















